MUAHAHAHAHA!or even read it all for that matter.
1. First name
Collette

2. Age
14

3. Gender
female

4. Happy with it?
sometimes

5. The current time is?
10:39

6. Eye color
blue, sometime green

7. Happy with it?
sometimes

8. If not, what would you change it to?
Purple

9. Hair color
Blonde/Pink

10. Happy with it?
Yep

11. If not, what would you change it to?
chocolate brown

12. Hair length
5inch past my shoulders

13. Hair style
um.. choppy

14. Have you ever dyed your hair?
duh, pink isn't a natural color

15. What color?
uh.... PINK?


16. Do you dye your hair frequently?
every 3 months

17. Has it ever gotten damaged?
yes

18. Are you clean-shaven?
Down there? Trimmed.

19. What's your body type?
ectomorph

20. Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?
inbetween

21. Thin or full lips?
inbetween

22. Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?
Inbetween

23. Have you ever had lice?
Yes

24. How old were you?
7/8

25. Nicknames
Coco, blondie, pinki

26. Happy with them?
I guess?

27. Aliases
Kitty
28. What made you choose them?
first thing that came to mind

29. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Crimson!

30. Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?
Crimson!

31. If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?
yes. it's ugly

32. What heritage does your first name imply?
um...

33. Middle name
Ariel

34. Last name
Beasley

35. Place of birth
I have no idea

36. Date of birth
June 3rd 1995

37. Nationality
mmm

38. Were you named after anyone?
*cough* my mom named me after a skateboard somehow.

39. Who?
...

40. What side of the family does your name come from?
no1!!

41. Did your parents immigrate?
no

42. How about your grandparents?
idk

43. Your great grandparents?
never even met them!

44. Farther back into your family?
How should I know these things?

45. Where did they emmigrate from?
grrr!!!

46. Where did they immigrate to?
grrr!!!

47. Skin color
White.

48. What's your facial structure like?
Um... well. um.. yea

49. Height
5'2


50. Happy with it?
yep.

51. Weight
95

52. Happy with it?
Definatly

53. How old are your parents?
44 and 32

54. What's your father's name?
Richard

55. Your mother's?
Crystal

56. Do you have any siblings?
Yes

57. How old are they?
10

58. What are their names?
Ayrlin

59. Do you get along with your family?
Yes

60. Do you wish they were different?
yes

61. Were you ever abused by any member of your family?


62. Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?
Yes

63. Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?
No

64. If so, why?
No

65. Who do you get along with most?
dad


Favorites
66. Color
Purple/green

67. Month
October

68. Year
2012

69. Decade
...

70. Century
...

71. Millenium
...

72. Animal
wolf

73. Movie
fight club

74. Book
Warriors series

75. River
..

76. Lake
...

77. Ocean
...

78. Country
America I guess never been anywhere else

79. City
New orleans

80. State
new orleans

81. Province
dunno

82. Place to go in your neighborhood
the ditch

83. Person
Darian, Cassie, Zarah, Waylyn

84. Relative
My cousin

85. Pet
My cat ghost

86. Actor
don't know

87. Actress
don't know

88. Celebrity
don't care.

89. Musician
don't know.

90. Singer


91. Band
Creed or three days grace

92. Movie genre
all of them, as long as there good

93. Book genre
Romance

94. Play genre
boring

95. Play
boring

96. Musical
no!!!

97. Poem
A lot

98. Writer
dunno.

99. Song
One last breath-creed

100. Sport
*yawn*

101. Drink
The rum and frozen strawberry thing my mom makes

102. Food
Icecream

103. Brand of cereal
Mmm cocoa crispies

104. Candy bar
dark chocolate with coffee beans

105. Disney princess
...

106. Disney prince
...

107. Disney villain
...

108. Disney character
...

109. CD
...

110. Director
...

111. Videogame
Final fantasy 7

112. Computer game
World of warcraft

113. Game
Truth or Dare

114. Board game
Chess

115. Word game
Scrabble

116. Clothing style
...

117. Truth or dare question
Dare

118. Fairy tale
...

119. Lullaby
Ring around the rosey
it's a teribly creepy song

120. Holiday
halloween

121. Mythological creature
Dragon

122. Miscellaneous item
My little heart shaped rock with a scorpian in the middle of it

123. Storybook character
...

124. Movie character
Soubi from loveless

125. Play character
I hate plays.

126. Musical character
dunno

127. College
.. never been

128. Football team
...

129. Soccer team
...

130. Tennis player
...

131. Hockey team
...

132. Basketball team
...

133. Baseball team
...

134. Swimmer
...

135. Track star
...

136. Vegetable
Celery

137. Fruit
Grapes

138. Toothpaste brand
<,<

139. Type of computer
<,<

140. Medication
The one that makes me sleep.

141. Poison
Bug poison.

142. Type of sword
Saber

143. Type of gun
...

144. Planet
Our moon.

145. Space feature
Space dust

146. Breed of cat
Snowshoe

147. Dog
Husky

148. Spider
Jumping spider

149. Fish
catfish

150. Penguin
...

151. Species of crustacean
...

152. Arachnid
...

153. Insect
Walking sticks

154. Pair of socks
My socks with pink skulls on it

155. Scooby-Doo character
Scooby doo of course

156. Spongebob Squarepants character
Mr. Crabs

157. Quote
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

158. Adage
...

159. President
...

160. Astrological sign
Gemini

161. Chinese zodiac sign
boar

162. Number
3

163. Short story
...

164. Word
bliss

165. Definition
...

166. Time period
12-1 a.m

167. Dictionary brand
...

168. Series of books
Warriors

169. Publishing company
um...

170. Illustrator
um..

171. Artist
um..

172. Childhood story
um..

173. Childhood memory
im..

174. Facial expression
when you're having sex

175. Serial killer
All of them, there interesting

176. Medieval torture device
as long as it was slow and painful

177. Instrument
Flute

178. Brand of chocolate
Chocolate

179. Candy
Smarties

180. Brand of candy
...

181. Time of day
...

182. Codename Amour and Adori use
I don't know

183. Letter
L

184. Inside joke
yes yes yes yes!!! No no no no no!!!
MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE!!!

185. Joke
...

186. Scent
Um... I don't liek perfum or anything scented.

187. Onomotapoeia
i wish I remembered what that was

188. Alliteration
same as above


Dislikes
189. Least favorite color
yellow

190. Animal
Doves

191. Number
7

192. President
A lot of them

193. Actor
dunno

194. Actress
dunno

195. Director
dunno

196. Celebrity
dunno

197. Artist
dunno

198. Illustrator
dunoo

199. Poet
dunno

200. Writer
dunno

201. Band
dunno

202. Musician
Dunno

203. Singer
Dunno

204. Food
Lasagna

205. Fruit
Tomatoe

206. Vegetable
Brocoli with cheese (raw brocoli is yum)

207. Candy
mexican lollipops

208. Candy bar
white chocolate!

209. Brand of chocolate
um..

210. Skittles flavor
.... How can you hate skittles?!

211. Month
December

212. Year
...

213. Decade
...

214. Century

...
215. Millenium
...

216. Era
...

217. Time period
...

218. Battle of the Civil War
uh... there interesting.

219. War
the war were in

220. Battle of WWII
...

221. Battle of American Revolution
....

222. Genius
...

223. Genus of plant
...

224. Flower
The ones that attract bee's

225. Tree
Oak

226. Hair color
That extremely light color of brown (some people pull this color of stunningly through)

227. Eye color
blue

228. Fairy tale
all
229. Disney princess
Most

230. Disney villain
Most

231. Disney prince
Most

232. Movie character
...

233. Play character
...

234. Book character
...

235. Musical character
....

236. Play
...

237. Musical
...

238. Person
myself
239. Brand of cereal
um...

240. Brand of battery
um...

241. Mental illness
Depression

242. Medication
Adhd medication

243. Serial killer
how can you hate them unless they killed some1 you knew?

244. Poison
rat poison.

245. Type of sword
...

246. Type of gun
guns are so cheap, swords r awesomeness

247. Toothpaste brand
...

248. Scent
Vannila dosn't fit me really

249. Taste
When I wake up

250. Sound
That buzzing the lights make at school

251. Sexual position
missionary

252. Article of clothing
Bra/Underwear


The Ideal Mate
253. Hair color
Anything but light blonde (unless.. you're really good at pulling it off)

254. Hair length
Around shoulders or longer

255. Hair style
Dosn't matter as long as it looks nice

256. Eye color
Dosn't matter

257. Skin color
Not to pale.. and not black (not being racist) I'm just not attracted to black people.

258. Any makeup?
Umm... maybe a little eyes on the bottom of there eye.. but I prefer none

259. Clothing style
dosnt matter
260. Shy or outgoing?
Neither

261. Happy or depressed?
both

262. Funny or serious?
Inbetween

263. Abusive or kind?
um..

264. Respectful or perverted?
Respectful only on the outside.

265. Completely describe their personality
I can't.

266. Ideal height
4'5-5'7

267. Ideal weight
Not overweight
268. Body type
does it matter?

269. Completely describe their appearances
i can't

270. This is another space if you need it
why wasnt this here for the personality, plus, this is not a question so this thing is only 999 questions long

271. Cup size or condom size
it matters, why?

272. Masochistic or sadistic?
...

273. Conformist or nonconformist?
Neither, for them to be themself (these people are rare)

274. Artistic or athletic?
Artistic, they are ussually more emotional

275. Intellectual or unintelligent?
Intellegent is prefered

276. Complex or simple?
Complex

277. What would their hobbies be?
Whatever they wanted

278. Interests?
Music would be nice, but whatev

279. Obsessions
I don't want to hear about the same thing over and over

280. Would they hug you often?
I'm a cuddler so yes.

281. Kiss you often?
yes
282. Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?
No, only when they meant it.

283. Have you already found your ideal mate?
I don't know

284. Or as close as someone can get?
Possibly.

285. Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?
Hmm.. when the mood is right, it's right.

286. Are you in love?
undefinable

287. What will you do together?
whatever happens, happens.

288. Your ideal date
Somewhere quiet

289. Your ideal wedding
I'm not into weddings, but, somewhere quiet

290. How many kids?
0-1

291. What will their names be?


292. What do you think they would look like?
Don't know

293. Will you even have kids?
Probally not..

294. If not, why?
I dont want the responsibility

295. Will you even get married?
Probally

296. If no, why?


297. Are you taken or single?
single


What Do You Think Of…
298. Ugly people?
I don't care, unless they made themself hideous

299. Pretty people?
depends, is it real?

300. Bald people?
I don't really care

301. Scrawny African children?
I think there should immigrate to america

302. Religion?
People who believe in it are probally not the people who question everything in life

303. Politics?
Are annoying

304. Abortion?
I support it up to a certain point

305. Church?
A torture cell

306. Separation of church and state?
Thank god, go gay rights!
307. Blondes?
there not dumb.

308. Brunettes?
pretty

309. Redheads?
beautiful...
310. Mainstream rock?
awesomeness
yes
311. Abercrombie?
they put abercrombie all over there clothes, thus ruining them.

312. Pop mus.c?
it's ok
313. Classic rock?
ok
314. Roleplaying?
Yes!!

315. Emo music?
Most music is emo now

316. Ignorance?
not there fault

317. Stupidity?
i hate it, but atleast you can deal with it

318. Mental retardation?
it's not there fault

319. Friends?
they are awesomeness

320. Disrespect?
losers, all of them.

321. Immaturity?
fun,fun,fun!

322. Republicans?
yes

323. Democrats?
no

324. George W. Bush?
meh, he wasn't that bad, but he isn't my favorite.

325. Your mom?
no comment

326. This survey?
is long

327. Painted walls?
mine is painted,

328. Drugs?
ooooh like the ones i get from the docter!

329. Alcohol?
it tastes delicious
330. Prostitution?
is fine long as it's not forced

331. Premarital sex?
who cares? I mean seriously

332. Teenage sex?
well, as long as there not 10 who cares? *as long as theres no pregnancy*

333. People?
are evil

334. Your classmates?
most of them suck

335. Your co-workers?
no

336. Your school?
meh

337. Your family?

338. My family?
dysfunctional

339. Your mental health?
is unstable

340. My mental health?
bored

341. Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?
Yes.. I do, hugging it no less

342. Your life?
isn't permanent

343. My life?
isnt permaenent

344. The color green?
my favorite

345. Pickles?
...

346. Food?
ya wonderful getaway

347. Electricity?
needed

348. Niagra falls?

...
349. Cataracts?
...

350. Bridges?
...

351. Braces?
they hurt

352. Dictionairies?
helpful

353. Television?
boring
...
354. Fairy tales?

...
355. Hollywood?

...
356. MTV?
...


Currently
357. What are you feeling?
lonely
358. Smelling?
Coffee

359. Seeing?
the computer

360. Hearing?
ake up - three days grace

361. Doing?
this quiz

362. Who are you talking to online?
No1

363. On the phone?
no1

364. What room of the house are you in?
Mine

365. Bored?
Maybe

366. Do you look nice?
i look like a stripper

367. What are you wearing?
booty shorts and a black bra

368. Are you eating anything?
no

369. Drinking anything?
Coffee

370. What's your heart rate?
I don't know

371. BMI?
17.4


372. What brand of shoes are you wearing?
Converse

373. What are you wishing for?
Hm.. the house to be clean

374. What are you worried about?
a lot of things

375. Sad about?
why think about it

376. Happy about?
Nothing really

377. Angry about?
why think about it

378. Serious about?
some one

379. Laughing about?
Nothing

380. Talking about?
Random shit

381. Typing about?
Um.. whatever this quiz asks me


Friends
382. Who are your friends?
Mariana,Jennifer,Little dude,Mathew, Darian, Cassie, Waylyne, Rainbow, Kira,

383. Your best friends?
Darian

384. Who do you hang out with most?
idk

385. Who do you treat the best?
It's funny, te people I car about the most I treat the worst.

386. Who treats you the best?
Darian snf Cassie

387. Do you even have friends?
yea..

388. If so, why are you taking this survey?
Because it's 11pm and my mom won't let me go anywhere

389. Who's the funny one?
all of them

390. The smart one?
uhh...

391. The depressed one?
I dont know

392. The punk?


393. The goth?


394. The prep?


395. The jock?


396. The outcast?


397. The stupid one?


398. The one who you think will kill someone one day?


399. The annoying one?


400. The hyper one?

401. The oblivious one?


402. The romantic?


403. The pervert?


404. The content one?


405. The liar?


406. The cheapskate?


407. The ominous one?


408. The disrespectful one?


409. The abusive one?


410. The hot one?


411. The ugly one?


412. The one that hates you?


413. The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?


414. The back-up one?
huh

415. The fighter?


416. The lover?


417. The hippie?


418. The druggie?


419. The alcoholic?


420. The one that's recovering?


421. The one that's in jail?


422. The one that is most likely to be in jail?



424. The most likely to be murdered?


425. The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?

426. The most likely to stay there forever?

427. The normal one?


428. The conformist?

429. The nonconformist?

430. The masochistic one?

431. The sadistic one?


432. The weird one?

433. The musical one?


434. The artistic one?
...

435. The perfect one?


436. The literary genius?


437. The fugitive?


438. The juvenille delinquint?


439. The Jewish one?
...

440. The Christian one?
...

441. The Buddhist one?
...

442. The Muslim one?
...

443. The Hindu one?
...

444. The Catholic one?
...

445. The Wiccan one?


446. The atheist?
a lot of them

447. The agnostic?
...

448. The cutter?
...

449. The anorexic one?
...

450. The bulimic one?
...

451. The skinny one?
...

452. The thin one?
...

453. The fat one?


454. The obese one?
none

455. The Satanic one?



Have You Ever
456. Gone on a cruise?
Yes

457. Beaten someone up?
not rlly

458. Been beaten up?
no, been punched

459. Bullied someone?
no

460. Been bullied?
yes

461. Attempted suicide?
yes

462. Attempted murder?
no

463. Nearly died?

not sure
464. Broken the law?
yes

465. Stolen something?
candy once or twice xD

466. Had an abortion?
no

467. Known the president?
no

468. Had an affair with the president?
lol

469. Met a famous person?
idk

470. Gotten drunk?
yes

471. Gotten high?
yes

472. Had masochistic sex?
no

473. Had an affair?
yes

474. Been out of the country?
no

475. Out of state?
yes

476. Out of your town?
yep

477. Written a poem?
yes

478. A story?
yes

479. A novel?
no

480. A song?
probally

481. Gotten published?
no

482. Written a love poem?
yea

483. Story?
yea

484. Novel?
no

485. Song?
no

486. Said that you hated the world?
yes

487. Finished school?
no in it

488. Flunked a grade?
Almost

489. Flunked a test?
Yep, whoever says they havn't is a liar

490. Flunked a subject?
P.E and Band

491. Read a book for enjoyment?
yes

492. Bungee jumped?
Yes!!!

493. Skydived?
no

494. Danced?
... wtf who hasn't!!

495. Been to a dance?
yes

496. Suba dived?
no

497. Broken a bone?
yes

498. Gotten a nose bleed?
yes

499. Had an orgasm?
yes

500. Suffered from psychosis?
dunno

501. Wished you could get away with something?
yep

502. Thought of killing someone?
yes

503. Thought of killing yourself?
yes

504. Saved someone's life?
supposidly

505. Saved your own?
yes

506. Gone to the beach?
yep

507. Gone fishing?
yep

508. Gone to an island?
no

509. Died in a dream?
Yes O-o

510. Had a dream that came true?
no

511. Kissed someone in the rain?
yes

512. Gotten pregnant?
no

513. Eaten calamari?
no

514. Lobster?
yes

515. Helped anybody during the holidays?
no

516. Helped a stranger?
yes

517. Kissed a stranger?
yes... *cough* a girl at a slumber party. french kissed

518. Hugged a stranger?
yep, do it all the time

519. Had sex with a stranger?
no

520. Found a lost wallet?
yes

521. Felt bad about not returning it?
no,

522. Been in a car accident?
no

523. Caused a car accident?
no

524. Driven over 100 mph?
no

525. Been caught driving over 100 mph?
no

526. Bitten someone?
yes, on the neck,

527. Been bitten by someone?
On the neck aswell,


Can You
528. Kiss your elbow?
no

529. Touch your nose with your tongue?
nope

530. Stick your fist in your mouth?
no

531. Touch your toes?
uhh.. duh

532. Give away money?
to people I care about

533. Marry a family member?
hell no

534. Hire an assassin?
maybe..

535. Get ahold of drugs?
Hmm.. i could see myself as a drug dealer, I'd be hella rich until I got caught

536. Alcohol?
yea

537. Stay up all night?
Done it

538. Stay up for 3 nights?
Done it, man.. I was seeing all this shit and hearing things and omg

539. Finish this survey?
yep, my personal goal

540. Swim?
,.... yea

541. Draw well?
yes

542. Sing well?
possibly

543. Write well?
no

544. Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?
hell yes

545. Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?
hell yes

546. Without milk?
.. uh, duh

547. Predict the future?
no


Would You Ever
548. Sacrifice everything for a friend?
not everything

549. A lover?
Definatly

550. Give your life for a friend?
No

551. A lover?
Yes

552. Give your life to save a stranger's?
No, forget them

553. Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?
yes

554. Sell yourself?
no

555. Have cyber sex?
no,

556. Real sex?
yea

557. With who?
person I'm with, or a fuck buddy

558. Lie to a friend?
yes (I'll feel guilty about it sometimes)

559. Lie to your parents?
yes, about stupid things like (did you drink my soda?)

560. Lie to a lover?
to protect them, or make them not worry

561. Steal from your parents?
I stole there soda.

562. Hug them in public?
yes, I hug strangers in public, why not?

563. Blow up your house?
wtf?!.. well maybe if I was about to die.

564. Abuse someone?
no..

565. Use someone?
no..

566. Recommend this survey to a friend?
lol


Would You Ever Be
567. A fireman?
no

568. Policeman?
no

569. Serial killer?
maybe

570. Doctor?
maybe

571. Surgeon?
no

572. Prostitute?
possibly, it's slim through, very slim

573. Playboy model?
*cough* no,

574. Writer?
yes

575. Artist?
yes

576. Musician?
no

577. Assassin?
no

578. Ninja?
lol

579. Soldier?
no

580. President?
no

581. Darth Vader?

no
582. Pilot?
yes

583. Mortician?
no

584. Forensic scientist?
yes

585. Detective?
no

586. Lawyer?
yes

587. Drug-dealer?
yes

588. Pirate?
no

589. Box-carrier?
yes

590. Store clerk?
yes

591. Banker?
yes

592. Criminal?
yes

593. Target?
...

594. Professional wrestler?
no

595. Tennis player?
no

596. Rapper?
no

597. Country singer?
no

598. Pop star?
no

599. Actor?
yes

600. Plastic surgeon?
no


Why?
601. Is the sky blue?
Magic.

602. Is the world round?
Yes

603. Is the world unfair?
no, lose one thing, gain another

604. Are most people selfish?
Yes

605. Impolite?
No

606. Disrespectful?
no

607. Conforming?
yes

608. Are there religions?
yes

609. Theories?
yes

610. Opinions?
yes

611. Are humans so intelligent?
no

612. Do we need air?
yes

613. Do we age?
yes

614. Do we die?
no

615. Can't pigs fly?
yes

616. Is there cheddar cheese in the world?
mmmm

617. Swiss?
mmm

618. American?
gross

619. Are you taking this?
what


When Was The Last Time
620. You brushed your teeth?
This morning..

621. Took a shower?
Yesturday

622. Ate?
um.. dunno

623. Drank?
coffeee right now

624. Drank an alcoholic beverage?
last week

625. Took a pill?
.. I really don't know

626. Smoked?
..

627. You got your photograph taken?
yesturday

628. You got caught doing something bad?
yesturday

629. Had sex?
3 weeks

630. Dyed your hair?
2 weeks ago

631. Hurt someone physically?
4 days ago

632. Hurt someone emotionally?
Sorry.

633. Did your homework?
i dont know

634. Hung out with your friends?
i dont know, I've been drugged all weekend

635. Got drunk?
dunno

636. Got high?
yea

637. Said: bye, text me?
never, I don't own a cell phone

638. Took a survey?
Yesturday

639. Won a contest?
um...

640. Went out on a date?
..

641. Had a strong sexual drive?
Always


Word Association
642. Bed
Sleep, sex

643. Curtains
cover

644. Lights
off

645. Music
awesomeness

646. Candles
smell

647. Closet
7minutes in heaven

648. Door
closed

649. Window
open

650. Onomotapoeia
cough

651. Dog
annoying

652. Cat
love

653. Egypt
yawn

654. Corey
ok

655. Mirror
Reflect

656. Case
stuff

657. Cage
trapped

658. Cave
scary

659. Nutella
what

660. Bird
flight

661. Bear
rawr

662. Death
ok?

663. Life
boring.

664. White
nothing

665. Black
Sadness

666. Personality
everything

667. Pickle
yum

668. Dilemna
damnit

669. Love
define

670. Liberal
...

671. Conservative
NOES!

672. Ball
bounce

673. Moderate
ok

674. Inept



Odd Questions
675. What color is the bottom of your tongue?
pink

676. Your foot?
white

677. Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?
no

678. Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?
ew.

679. Do you chew on your homework?
um... yea

680. Pencils?
used to

681. Do you read the dictionary?
no

682. Encyclopedia?
no

683. Atlas?
no

684. Road map?
no

685. Do you memorize random facts?
yes

686. Do you stalk anyone?
no

687. Does anyone stalk you?
I don't know

688. Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?
no

689. Do you dust your lawn?
no

690. Do you collect dust?
no

691. Why does lint accumulate in belly buttons?
Because you wear tight clothes!

692. Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?
no

693. Do you wish prostitution was legal?
Yes

694. Do you use lotion on your feet?
Yes

695. Do you have problems with Canadians?
No

696. Mexicans?
no
697. Americans?
no

698. The French?
no

699. The English?
no

700. Have you ever played a kazoo?
maybe

701. Have you ever shot someone?
no

702. Something?
no

703. How many pairs of underwear do you own?
I never counted

704. Jeans?
4
705. What ring size are you?
idk

706. Belt size?
idk

707. Have you ever gotten anything amputated?
no

708. Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?
lol, yes

709. Do you eat a lot?
yes

710. Do you get excited over cameras?
no

711. Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?
no

712. Poison?
no

713. Knives?
no

714. Cheese?
yes

715. Penguins?
no

716. Bald people?
no

717. Scrawny African children?
no

718. Midgets?
yes.. there very... funsized

719. Pirates?
no

720. Corny jokes?
no

721. Are you a virgin?
no

722. Are you a hermaphrodite?
what

723. Do you tie string to your teeth?
wtf

724. Do you bite yourself?

my thumb
725. Cut yourself?


726. Do you get cold sores often?
no

727. Do you have a cold right now?
no

728. Do you suffer from chronic migraines?
no

729. Do you like to touch sharp objects?
yes

730. Do you have a twitching problem?
no

731. Are you homicidal?
no

732. What do you do on the computer?
everything

733. Anything your parents should know about?
They don't "need" to know anything

734. Are you happy with your life?
it's oky

735. Is everybody else happy with your life?
not y parents

736. Do you like 100% white grape juice?
no

737. Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?
no there hot pink

738. How big is the universe?
I have no clue

739. What's the logic behind your answer?
There is none.

740. How many hours of sleep do you get every night?
8

741. What do you dream about?
Nothing

742. Anything your parents should know about?
<,<

743. Do you fall for Internet advertisements?
no

744. Do you enjoy bungee jumping?
yes

745. Do you have AIM?
yes

746. MSN?
no

747. YIM?
no

748. A Neopets account?
yes

749. A Vampirefreaks account?
no

750. A Quizilla account?
yes

751. A Bzoink account?
no

752. Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?
yes

753. Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?
yes

754. Do you get attacked by ladybugs?
yes

755. Are you scared of everything that breathes?
no

756. Doesn't breathe?
no

757. Are you scared of anything at all?
bee's

758. What?
look above

759. Which cardinal direction do you like best?


760. Are you aware that a cardinal direction is not a reference to a red bird?
I don't know

761. Do you have a life?
Not really,
go to school
get bad grades
screw around with friends
go home
or miss bus
overthink
listen to music,
eat
sleep

762. Do you have a microphone on your computer?
no

763. A webcam?
no

764. A scanner?
no

765. A printer?
no

766. A cordless mouse?
no

767. Does your mouse light up?
yes

768. Are you scared of mice?
no

769. What kind of computer do you have?
i have no idea

770. Were you ever physically abused?
no

771. Verbally?
yez

772. Sexually?
no

773. Do you wish you were a fish?
hell no

774. A cat?
no

775. A dog?
no!

776. Do you have a cell phone?
no

777. What kind is it?
imaginary kind

778. Do you weasel out of things?
sometimes

779. Do your teachers like you?

sometimes
780. Do your parents like you?
sometimes

781. Do your siblings like you?
sometimes

782. Does karma, if it exists, love you?
no

783. Did you have a tail when you were born?
idk

784. Do you enjoy school?
yes

785. Do you sleep under or over the covers?
under because I don't want my mom to walk into my room and see me naked.

786. Do you sleep in a bed?
yes

787. Do you catch yourself floating at times?
what?

788. Are you a packrat?
no

789. Do you know HTML or CSS?
yes

790. Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?
uh.. used too, ditched that habit

791. Do you shy away from social situations?
depends

792. Are you obsessed with shiny things?
no

793. Are you at least attracted to them?
yes

794. Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?
sometimes

795. Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?
no

796. Do you label other people?
Sadly sometimes I do

797. Are you proud?
no

798. Do you like scrambled eggs?
no


How Bad Can I Make You Look?
799. Do you wash your hands frequently?
3-4 times a day

800. Do you wet the bed?
no

801. What age did you stop?
8.. emotional issues had to get a counselor.

802. Is that age older than you are now?

what
803. Do you lie a lot?
somwtimes

804. Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?
no

805. Brush your hair?
no

806. Do you use deoderant?
yes, but I rarely smell anyway

807. Do you masturbate?
yes

808. How often?
once day

809. Are you an alcoholic?
no

810. A druggie?
no

811. Do you drink illegally?
no

812. Do you wear underwear?
sometimes

813. Do you change your underwear frequently?
yes

814. Are you a coward?
no

815. A loser?
no

816. An idiot?
sometimes

817. Do you chatspeak?
no

818. Are you a bad friend?
no

819. Are you untrustworthy?
no

820. Unreliable?
sometimes

821. Do you pick your nose?
not in public of course, I have to keep it clean..

822. Are you imperfect?
yes

823. Do you think you are perfect?
no

824. Ugly?
sometimes

825. Do you have bad hair?
mm.. damaged hair

826. A big nose?
no

827. Are you shallow?
no

828. Greedy?
no

829. Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?
no

830. Do you have any talents?
mm, probally

831. Do you burp often?
no

832. Are you good at it?
yes when I do

833. Are you impolite?
in some peoples eyes

834. Disrespectful?
You earn respect by giving it, so only sometimes

835. Sadistic?
no

836. Are you a pansy?
no

837. Are you a conformist?
no

838. Do you buy your non-conformist clothing at Hot Topic like all of your non-conformist friends?
no, I buy it as I see it, I only have 1 thing from hot topic


839. Do you feel that every band you used to like before they became successful has sold out?
...

840. Are you a fan of George W. Bush?
no

841. Do you have buck teeth?
no

842. Acne?
yes, but it is small

843. Mental illnesses?
chronic depression, some sort of personality disorder and adhd
44. Are you fake?
no

845. Do you wear makeup, a push-up bra, lifts in your shoes or dye your hair?
Makeup-yes push up bra- no lefts in shoes-no dye in ahir-yes

846. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 844?
No I do not.

847. Does your breath smell?
When I wake up

848. Do you have a strong body odor?
no

849. Does the amount of perfume or cologne your wear constitute a strong body odor?
no, perfume sucks in large ammounts, it shoudl only be anough to smell in you kiss some1 so only they know.

850. Do you have bad teeth?
no

851. Are the good teeth you have technically 'your' teeth?
yes

852. Do you have a bull ring through your nose?
no

853. Are you overweight?
no

854. Are you lying?
nope

855. Do you realize that there is a difference between an 'athletic' body build and slightly overweight?
lol, are you attempting to make me say I'm fat?

856. Are you anorexic?
Used to be underweight, not anorexic through

857. Bulimic?
no

858. Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
np

859. Would your parents say that you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
no

860. Do you have a tatoo on your lower back right above your waistline?
no

861. Is it a tribal design, butterfly or oriental symbol?
no

862. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 837?
no

863. Do you have a tattoo in an inappropriate spot on your body?
Mmm. I want to get one

864. Is it in a spot that is going to sag in 15 years?
no, not my boobs <,<

865. Are you a wannabe?
not really

866. Do you get bad grades?
No, when I actually get grades, theyre good

867. What's your IQ level?
130 something

868. Are you a bad guesser?
no

869. Are you slow?
no

870. Do you just not realize that you are slow?
no

871. Are you bad at reading people?
sometimes

872. Are you too nice for your own good?
yea

873. Do you have a lot of friends?
I dont know

874. Do your 'friends' agree with you?
Idk

875. Do you give in easily?
Yes

876. Are you stubborn?
no

877. Did you give the same answer for 875 and 876?
no

878. If so, do you want to reconsider your answer to 869?
lol

879. Are you annoying?
no

880. Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?
sometimes, to random people just to freak them out xD

881. Are you a necrophilliac?
what

882. Are you incestual?
what

883. Is your room messy?
yes

884. Do you make fun of other people?
no

885. Do you respect your body?
probally not

886. Are you arrogant?
no

887. Do you have low self-esteem?
yes
888. Are you unique?
Idk

889. Are your hands clammy?
rarely

890. Are you short?
no

891. Are you freakishly tall?
no

892. Do you like Simple Plan?
yes


Beliefs
893. Do you believe in God?
no

894. Do you believe in magic?
no

895. True love?
yes

896. Heaven?
no

897. Hell?
no

898. Satan?
no

899. The Lord and Lady?
no

900. The Goddess?
no

901. The Greek Gods or Goddesses?
no

902. The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?
no

903. Are you an atheist?
yep

904. Agnostic?
no

905. Do you believe in fairies?
no

906. Dragons?
yes, the sea dragon

907. Unicorns?
*cough* the goat with one horn

908. Gollums?
no

909. Santa?
no

910. The Easter Bunny?
no

911. The Tooth Fairy?
no

912. Pixies?
no

913. Phoenixes?
no

914. Elves?
no

915. Dwarves?
no

916. Mermaids?
no

917. Karma?
yes

918. Immortality?
yes

919. Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?
no

920. Mayan Gods?
no

921. Incan Gods?
no

922. Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?
no

923. Do you believe in life on other planets?
yes

924. Do you believe in parallel universes?
yes

925. Do you believe that black holes are time portals?
no

926. Do you believe in Eternity?
yes

927. Do you believe in evolution?
yes

928. Do you believe in life after death?
yes

929. What happens to us after we die?
Not sure

930. Do you believe in superheroes?
no

931. Super villains?
no

932. Do you believe in Fate?
yes

933. That everything has a purpose?
yes

934. Do you believe that everything revolves around money?
no

935. Sex?
yes

936. Love?
those who do not believe in it, are uncapable of lovingthemself.

937. Success?
no

938. Making yourself happy?
no

939. Making others happy?
yes

940. Religion?
no

941. Politics?


942. Do you believe in miracles?
no

943. Angels?
no

944. Demons?
no

945. Ghosts?
yes

946. Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?
no

947. Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?
yes

948. Do you believe in selfessness at all?
yes

949. Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?
no

950. Do you believe that the means justify the ends?
no

951. Do you believe that anything can happen?
yes


This Or That
952. Pie or cake?
cake

953. Pie or 3.14159...?
lol

954. Chocolate or vanilla?
chocolate

955. Black or white?
black

956. Ceiling or floor?
floor

957. Couch or bed?
bed

958. Cough or sneeze?
sneeze

959. On or off?

on
960. Closed or open?
open

961. Brush or comb?
brush

962. Long or short?
short

963. Big or small?
small

964. Wet or dry?
wet

965. Under or over?
over

966. Top or bottom?
top

967. Fly or fall?
fall

968. Smile or frown?
smile

969. Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?
sorrow

970. Hot or cold?

cold
971. Warm or cool?
warm

972. Rough or smooth?
rough

973. Cat or dog?

cat
974. Snake or bird?

snake
975. Shark or T-Rex?
shark

976. Past or present?
past

977. Science fiction or fantasy?
fantasy

978. Dull or sharp?
sharp

979. Live forever or die young?
die young

980. Books or television?
books

981. Jump or skip?
skip

982. Fast or slow?
slow

983. Run or walk?
run

984. Guy or girl?
girl

985. Disney or Warner Brothers?
disney

986. Belle or Jasmine?
jasmine

987. Gaston or Cruella Deville?
cruella deville

988. Food or friends?
friends

989. Colors or black and white?
colors

990. Cute or pretty?
cute

991. Good or evil?
good

992. Fruits or vegetables?
fruits

993. Milk or juice?
juice

994. Hot chocolate or gingerale?
gingerale

995. Beer or wine?
wine

996. Movies or cartoons?

movies
997. Pillow or blanket?
blanket

998. Moon or stars?
moon

999. Sky or sea?
sea

1000. Explode or implode?

Implode